New Bunnies Guide: Chapter Three

Okay, as promised, I will describe our allies/enemies.  However, some information is not known for some allies/enemies, so if you have further questions, you can comment or email me (frostphire@gmail.com) and I will try to answer your questions.

Right, let's go on, shall we?

Allies:

The Squirrel Nation

Captain Aquaheart of the Star-Filled Oceans: She is clearly the leader of the Squirrel Nation (helloooo, catch the "captain"?) and she's fierce and proud.  Similar to Captain Frostphire in her traits and abilities, she is still very different from her, and you should probably stay out of her way, unless you want something bad to happen to you.

The Squishis

Captain Squishi Mcsquisher of the Squishis: She is... How do you put this?  Uh, childish at times and many wonder how she rose to power as a captain.  However, she won the power fairly, and spends time baking cookies for the entire Manatee Castle.  (I wonder why they're not soggy even though they're made under water...)

General Spiritmoon of the Soulless Plain:  She is the second in command to Captain Squishi, and tends to realize that sometimes, baking cookies isn't always the right answer.  Not much is known about her, but her cookie baking skills rival her leader's. :)

Enemies:

The Chipmunk Resistance

Captain Swiftsword of the Green Acorns:  He is a stupid, idiot of an animal and it's a shame that he can talk.  (Please note that as I have written this as an enemy, this may not be true, but I THINK it is.)

General What's-His-Face of the Idiotland:  Yeah, yeah, his name isn't actually that, but we don't know his name.  We'll just SAY this is his name for now.  Well... What we know is that his idiocy rival his leader's brains.   (Please note that as I have written this as an enemy, this may not be true either, but I THINK it is.)

The Beaver Union

General ?????? of the ????:  His country's ranks are: General THEN Captain, so that's why his listed first.  As the Beavers are not as targeted enemies as the Chipmunks, I decided not to give him a moron's name.  I have no clue about him.

The Puppies

Peach of the Husky Valley:  As this is the only member known, we will only write about her.  She is... A COMPLETE TOTAL COPY-MUTT!!!  The Puppies stole the Bunny Empire's ideas (in real life) and so we crushed them. (I'm serious.)  No more is known about this temporary country.

Well, there you have it.  I think I've explained enough, right?  Well, I might give you the Bunny members' biographies sometime, but not immediately after this chapter.  Next chapter will be the Bunny history.  I'll explain more later, so for now.... TTYL!

P.S. These "animals" mentioned are actual, real people that I know and I hate/like.  They're real people, people!  They live where I live and that's that.  So don't think that I made this all up.  I'm serious.  They go to my school.